Near Pokédex F134 – Vaporeon

So Vaporeon won my last Patreon poll for the ‘dex. It’s not surprising to see another Eevee-line winner (Eevee tied for first on my last male poll, too), and I kinda suspect we’ll be seeing a lot more of the Eeveelutions through this polling system in the future. I always imagined Vaporeon to have a smooth texture instead of being furry like most of the Eeveelutions, so for this one I tried to make her extra shiny to convey that. I had a little bit of trouble fitting the full drawing into here without making them too small, so apologies her hand is off-screen and the tail’s partially obscured/cut off, but I think this is the best framing of it possible.

Jessie Character Ask 3

So, my first response to this Ask was to think, “Well, it’s already been established that these two have gotten physical with each other.” At first I thought maybe it’d be funny to have Jessie admit that she gives it up to easily for her to use sex as a bartering tool, but then I remembered that, like, catching Pikachu isn’t the problem. Team Rocket catch Pikachu more often than not, the problem is he always gets away. So then I thought, you know, maybe Jessie has tried (repeatedly) to sex Pikachu away from Ash, but Pikachu still escapes so Ash is basically just tricking her into fucking for nothing each time. That seems pretty in-character to me. The fact that Jessie would keep trying that tactic despite not getting the results she wants is kinda on her at this point.

King Dedede Sucks

So this pic came about thanks to my Mini Commission reward on Patreon. The Patron who asked for this wanted to see King Dedede giving a blowjob. Dedede’s not the type of character I’m personally attracted to, so this isn’t something I would’ve ever thought to do on my own, but I hope this works for those of you who’re more into characters like him. ^_^ I’ve always felt weird about characters with beaks giving blowjobs (even avian characters I find attractive), but I did my best with it here.

Azura NHML

I went back and forth on a few ideas for what to do with our Near Hentai Monthly Lady this month. I’ve never played any Fire Emblem, so I didn’t really know her. At first I thought I’d do a solo pic, but when I saw she was the co-star of the game Corrin is from (who I know from Smash Bros.), I decided it’d be more fun to pair them up. I went with the lady version of Corrin, and used this pose I’ve had saved for quite a while. I ended up getting a little carried away and the pic turned out more complex than I’d originally intended, but I don’t think that’ll be a big problem. I wanted to use water ropes to bind Corrin at first, but then I couldn’t find any evidence that Azura’s abilities would actually allow that… so I played it safe and used boring old rope ropes. ^_^ I haven’t done much bondage type stuff (though I have dabbled here and there), so I relied pretty heavily on my reference material (some of the knots even ended up just being traced to try and keep them accurate). Hopefully you all can enjoy this pic I put a lot of time into even if you’re like me and barely know these characters.

With this post, NHML nominations for the month of April are now open. For those who don’t know, I’ll run down the rules real quick. Nominations are limited to one per person, and if I catch anyone trying to do multiple nominations by changing their names I will remove all of that person’s nominations. You can nominate any female character you want, provided I have not drawn her within the past calendar year (though I prefer characters I’ve never drawn, period). Previous NHML winners are not eligible for a second time. Nominees must also not be from the same franchise as this month’s winner, Fire Emblem. If you violate any of those rules, I’ll let you know, and you can nominate someone else. I know it can be hard to keep track of these things. You may nominate by either commenting in the cBox, commenting on this post, or emailing me ( I’ll compile a list of the nominees in the sidebar of this site, and then on April 1st I will use a randomizer to select the winning character who I will proceed to draw sometime that month. I look forward to seeing who you all nominate this time around!

Bowser + Junior

Here’s a commission I recently wrapped up featuring Bowser and Bowser, Jr. While I get the attraction for these characters (their designs, particularly Junior’s, are quite cute), this is a bit outside my wheelhouse and comfort zone. I don’t feel like characters along these lines really play to my strengths as an artist, nor do I really feel like I do the designs the justice other artists with different skillsets might. Nonetheless, I’m happy to draw them for a paycheck, as I did here, and hopefully the final result isn’t to terrible for those who are into the koopas.

Red Character Ask 1

So, my first instinct here was that Red wouldn’t be rankled. He just doesn’t seem like the type to me. However, I then had the thought that it might be kinda funny if the picture implied the reason he wasn’t rankled was because Ash is such a slut and he’s enjoying the benefits of that, too. It is, after all, a bit difficult to hold a grudge against someone with your cock in their mouth (or so I’d assume). So, now that I’ve explained the joke, hopefully it’s 10x funnier.

Jessie Character Ask 2

My first thought reading the question for this Ask was Jessie’s original response. Jenny and Joy both seem like returning characters, but there’s actually very few times any of them make return appearances in the show. Jennys even get unique designs (especially in later seasons), though I went with the more standard design for recognizability’s sake. I had a few different ideas for how to convey the concept here, but in the end this is what I went with.