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CCat – A Visit From Mrs. Claus, Page 3

Here’s our third page of CCat and mine’s collab comic. Mace is a smooth operator, and before she even knows what’s going on, he’s got Mrs. Claus stripped down and on her knees. With such a good situation developing, he of course texts his best friend Jackie. Jackie knows how to respond to a call to action from Mace, and wastes absolutely not time in booking it over to his house.

CCat – A Visit From Mrs. Claus, Page 1

So, let me tell you all a story. In the fall of 2017 I started work on a parody of ” A Visit from St. Nicholas” (also known as “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas”). Then my Google account got shut down, as you all probably remember, and with it I lost access to my Google Docs. With the poem gone, I ended up scrapping the project, which would’ve been a series of images with the poem over it. I eventually got my account back, and around that time I began discussing the project with my friend CCat. She loved the idea, and we began conspiring to work together on another attempt at it.


So here we are, about ten months after we started discussing it. CCat did all the art for this (excluding the coloring), while the poem is mine. I hope you all will enjoy this comic, and here is the first page. ^_^

Also, here’s a new episode of “Near Talk” where I discuss leaving comments and how I (as an artists) tend to engage different types of comments:

Look at Frosty Go

The idea for this picture started with “Frosty the Snowman” getting stuck in my head, and my mind changing “thumpity thump thump” to “humpity hump hump”. That’s seriously it. I almost added “humpity hump hump” as sound effects to the pic, but I thought it’d either be a) too stupid or b) not make sense to people, so I left it normal-like.

Is it bad to draw a girl who almost froze to death getting fucked by a snowman? Is she colder now? I couldn’t draw them somewhere warm, because then Frosty would be dying. I guess humans and snowmen just weren’t meant to come together in coitus.

Mace ‘n Jackie Christmas Carol Part 1, The Warning

So I need to include some explanation here. For Christmas this year I was hoping to do a series of five pictures detailing Mace and Jackie going through their own version of “A Christmas Carol”. Unfortunately, I had the idea too late, and it soon became clear that I would not be able to do all five pictures I wanted while still keeping up with my other obligations for the month. This, and a bit of sketch work for the second pic, were all I managed to get done. I was thinking about saving this pic for next year and trying again (and I may still try again next year), but hopefully a year from now I’ll have improved enough that I would be embarrassed to post this. So, instead of risking it going to waste, I’m posting it here by itself. Maybe the other parts will go up around this time next year, who knows? In the meantime, there will be other Mace and Jackie stuff coming in 2018, don’t you worry.

For those curious, the five pics would be this one (featuring Jeanine Marley, the female Jacob Marley you see here), then one for each of the ghosts of Christmas (past, present, and future, all as sexy female variants of the classic designs). The last one would’ve featured a loli version of Tiny Tim, spouting the famous line while having fun with the boys.

Spankenheimer Fuck

This is the second Christmas-themed picture I’m doing this year, featuring a few of the characters from the animated film “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”. It’s a terrible film based on a terrible song, but that doesn’t mean I can’t draw porn of it.

The characters here are, from left-to-right, Cousin Mel (the film’s antagonist), the film’s protagonist Jake Spankenheimer, and then his titular grandmother Grandma Spankenheimer. I’ve wanted to draw Grandma Spankenheimer for a while now, but I decided it’d be a shame not to use a sexy character like Mel here (even though her relationship with the rest of the family in the film is confrontational, maybe it used to be better). Jake has a mother and sister who would both make for good content as well, and they were nearly included in this pic, but I was concerned that I wouldn’t have enough time to finish the pic if I did. However, I have added Daphne and Mrs. Spankenheimer to my list of potential MomSwap entries, so at the very least they’ll probably show up in that series eventually. Still, it’d be cool to some day do a pic of Jake with his mom, sister, cousin and grandmother all at once.

P.S. – If you have a problem with me drawing an older woman, please keep it to yourself. I don’t care. There are plenty of people (myself included) who like GMILF types just as much as MILFs or younger, and this pic is for them, not you.