Super Smash Bros.

Bowser & Dedede Character Ask 1

This Ask targets two characters I’m not very practiced/comfortable with drawing. Since Asks are meant to be relatively quick pictures, I decided to go with a more intimate angle that would make the pic a bit easier to execute. In the past for these “who’s bigger” type Asks, I’ve usually had them be a draw, but in this case I felt there was one that made more sense as a winner. I’ve never drawn Dedede’s cock, and I hope I never do, but I have Bowser and I prefer him to have a real monster cock. I just don’t see Dedede matching up (or even being close, honestly). Since my only other Dedede pic was him being relatively submissive, and some folks seemed to like it, I decided to continue that theme with the presentation of the answer.

January ’19 Patreon One-Shot

Here’s the One-Shot comic selected from a collection of scripts submitted on my Patreon last month. Smash Bros. had just come out, and I was really into it (still am), so the timing was good ’cause I was in the mood for Smash porn. I’ve always wanted to use Smash Bros. as a platform for content, but I never seem to be able to settle down and do some. The script here did not specify poses or dialogue or anything, so I got to plan out the page myself. ^_^ I added in lines from the game that I thought would fit the scene, for those characters who have lines like that.

Also, here’s a new episode of Near Talk where I talk a bit about my thoughts on crossovers and what I find appealing about them:

Princess Peach Character Ask 1

So this Ask presented a unique problem for me, and that was that I had too many answers I liked. Really, I think you could pair Peach up with anyone on the Smash roster and get something good. She’s just that versatile. However, I decided to narrow my options down to the female roster, which is where her line about catching up with “the girls”. All the characters listed here are runner-ups for this answer, basically, since it would’ve been impossible and impractical to just throw in everyone I like in the game. In the end I went with Bayonetta as the one pictured, just because she’s one of the few options who I’ve drawn before (and after talking with the asker of this question, she also seemed to be the one that this Patron was most interested in). I always want to do Smash content, but I end up stagnating on it just due to having too many enticing options (basically the same issue I described before). I will never have enough time to do all the ideas I have for Smash Bros., and as a consequence I end up doing none of them.

Also, I’m happy to announce that chapter three of my ongoing story Stained Capes has been added to the literature section. You can read it here: http://nearhentai.com/literature/stained-capes-chapter-three-the-butler-did-it/